The Official Unofficial CKI Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL UNOFFICIAL CKI.  This site is awesome.    My name is Amy and I can't stop thinking aboutUnofficial CKI.  This site is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Unofficial CKI is not a mammal.

2.    Unofficial CKI makes fun of people ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Unofficial CKI is to be better than everyone else.

Weapons and gear:

Devious Programmer                                     PHP Manual   

FTP Program

Testimonial:

Unofficial CKI can make fun of anyone it wants!  Unofficial CKI insults trustees ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This site is so crazy and awesome that it has secret stuff ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Unofficial CKI page being viewed at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the Unofficial CKI page uploaded naked pictures of the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw Unofficial CKI Page totally delete some kids files just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Unofficial CKI has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or it will blow your computer up!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Unofficial CKI is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This site is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Unofficial CKI is fast, smooth, cool, big, powerful, and mean.  I can't wait to start PHP next year.  I love Unofficial CKI with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Unofficial CKI?

A: Unofficial CKI is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand it doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, it's very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that Unofficial CKI is always cruel or mean.  What's its problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other websites, Unofficial CKI can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What does Unofficial CKI do when it's not making fun of people and uploading files?

A: Most of it's free time is spent being better than everyone else, but sometimes it just insults the Official CKI site .  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my Manny showing off.

He's a ho and likes to do any girl that he can.

which is dirty.